Stet by Ria Bacon

Friday, February 25, 2005

The Cabinet of Doctor Ceysar

Just back from the dentist's.

And how's Mrs Zombie?

Mr B. had warned me that Dr Ceysar did not have much a bedside manner, which was fine by me since I never really enjoyed chatting to the dentist with an anaesthetized jaw.
- So did you have a good holiday?

- ggshugnbr bevvfrna shuhptuh

- Yes, I'm sure it must be lovely at this time of year.
Instead I got
- Pain where?

- Ah! (sounding pleasantly surprised)

- Have you ever had root canal work on this tooth?


The horror!


He's booked me for
a triple session next Thursday.