The Cabinet of Doctor Ceysar

Just back from the dentist's.



Mr B. had warned me that Dr Ceysar did not have much a bedside manner, which was fine by me since I never really enjoyed chatting to the dentist with an anaesthetized jaw.

- So did you have a good holiday?

- ggshugnbr bevvfrna shuhptuh

- Yes, I'm sure it must be lovely at this time of year.

Instead I got

- Pain where?

- Ah! (sounding pleasantly surprised)

- Have you ever had root canal work on this tooth?

He's booked me for a triple session next Thursday.