Stet by Ria Bacon

Friday, December 16, 2005

All I want from Santa

A long infomercial in yesterday's Gleaner newspaper began with the following photo and headline:
A must for your home

The best part was the following text:
All members of the response team are well trained in firearm handling, tactical shooting, and covert action and customer relations.
Imaginary dialogue:
BLAM!! BLAM!!!
Tanks fe de glass a ice wata, mam.